Transformers
The Intricacies of Being Human
Semi-crack fic. To help its children adapt to Earth, the AllSpark changes the Cybertronians human. “ARGH, I’M LEAKING!” “Relax, Starscream! You’re just peeing!” Oh, and it decides Sam should be a girl and Dylan’s mansion should be destroyed.
Pairings: Not set. No canon pairings.
Quantum Physics of the Female Anatomy
Lonely genius Sam was happy when she gained Dylan Gould as her best friend, then curious Starscream (though he poked at her like a science experiment), overprotective Bee, and even unruly Barricade. And then everyone else follows, and she has a whole hoard of humans and mechs to keep the loneliness away. Even when the AllSpark makes her its home, she feels complete...
Lonely genius Sam was happy when she gained Dylan Gould as her best friend, then curious Starscream (though he poked at her like a science experiment), overprotective Bee, and even unruly Barricade. And then everyone else follows, and she has a whole hoard of humans and mechs to keep the loneliness away. Even when the AllSpark makes her its home, she feels complete...
Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,277 - Characters: [Sam W., Bumblebee, Starscream, Dylan G.]
There was something odd about Sam Witwicky. Some people want to find out why and it doesn’t turn out well for Sam. Hurt/Comfort/Whump!Sam fic. ‘Bots and ‘Cons won’t be happy about this, especially after their new neutral agreement.
Pairings: Not set. No canon pairings, though there’s hint of them. Past-MikaelaxSam, hinted SamxCarly right now. Possible ‘Bot/‘ConsxSam and Dylan/Sam? Dunno.